MAN SAYS IT’S TOO HOT FOR CLOTHES
Here we go again — Wayne just found an item in the Madison County blotter — a man arrested for not wearing any clothes; apparently it was too hot.
Is this the next headline that grabs the New York Times’ and Colbert Report’s attention?
Wayne also got an email from a literary agent in New York today who’s trying to track down Bobby Kirk so he can share his story. Dear lord.