So this story just got better (too hot to fish)
So I wondered how Wayne came across Mr. Kirk here, and he said he’d gone out to Bogart to see if he could interview this other fellow (*not* Kirk), a gentleman who drinks a lot and gets into trouble. Story is, this guy always runs into the woods when the cops come after him, even though they always catch him. (Except last time, he did run when the cops came, but he only got as far as across the yard. He was carrying a can of beer at the time and the cops told him to drop the beer and get down on the ground or they’d tazer him. He got down on the ground but kept drinking the beer.)
Funny, this fellow didn’t much want to be interviewed by Wayne, who simply wanted to know why he always runs from the cops. But Wayne wasn’t going to leave South Bogart without a story. Driving down a dirt road, he came upon Mr. Kirk, whom Wayne knows and has interviewed before.
Now I’m not sure which is the better story here. But one thing’s for sure, Wayne is always coming up with gold. (Like the fellow in Danielsville who died as a baby and was buried in the ground for four months. He clawed his way out of the grave and lived to tell about it, although he insists he actually died; he wasn’t just buried alive.)
