(via schwegler)
This one’s for foreignaffair
texas is the boot cut part
for serious! :) lol no wonder they’re fucked.. get it? get it? HAHAHH . no.
=DD I THOUGH YOUD LIKE THAT
“OH NO, I THINK THE UNICORN CAN SENSE YOU’RE AMERICAN!”
LOLOL I CAN’T EVEN
I wee’d my peeple.
This would be funnier if we were actually shaped like a pair of pants..
Can’t anyone realize how nationalistic and fascist the world has become after the turn of the century?
They’ve finally figured us out…
I’m staying out of this……..please discuss……tee hee.
IM AMEREECUN LOOK SUCK MY DICK
NO FUCK THIS SLAP ALL THESE TITS
Game, set and match.
Wrong. Canada is America’s hat and Mexico is America’s… pant? Because America is a mermaid.